{"id":3611,"date":"2011-12-31T17:27:53","date_gmt":"2011-12-31T22:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gornahoor.net\/?p=3611"},"modified":"2022-11-12T23:42:17","modified_gmt":"2022-11-13T04:42:17","slug":"the-little-yellow-pill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gornahoor.net\/?p=3611","title":{"rendered":"The Little Yellow Pill"},"content":{"rendered":"

⇐ Loving an Earth Girl<\/a><\/p>\n

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\"Twinkie\"<\/p>\n

\u201cHey, kid, do you have a Twinkie\u00ae?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve told you before, I won\u2019t give you my last Twinkie\u00ae. You\u2019re a Tulku, why don\u2019t you just conjure one up?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt wouldn\u2019t be ethical to use my powers for such a mundane task.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSince when have you been concerned with being ethical?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m always ethical when I think someone is watching me. You know I can read minds. I think there\u2019s more going on with you than just the Twinkie\u00ae. Something phallic?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat a guess. There\u2019s always something phallic<\/em> going on in my mind. You want to guess my weight now?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI told you about Thule. Didn\u2019t you learn anything?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou mean about the penis in my head? I know about it and it won\u2019t leave me in peace.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNormally in nature, there is just enough sex energy for reproductive purposes. The excess needs to be used for something else. The pleasure penis is a destructive use of that energy.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy higher penis seems content to create fascinating scenarios for my pleasure penis.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s not what I meant. You need to use the higher penis to transcend the pleasure penis, not encourage it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy? So I can become like you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou are like me. If that thought bothers you, then mend your ways.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ll think about it, maybe I\u2019ll make it my New Year\u2019s resolution. By the way, why this sudden desire for Twinkies\u00ae?\u201d
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\n\u201cI told you about my project. I\u2019m doing a pharmacological study of various plants and fungi, from the inside, as it were, not as a medical researcher would do it. Some of them give me the munchies.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, I know about some of those vegetables, the ones my mother never told me to eat. So if you eat all your vegetables, you\u2019re allowed to have some dessert?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re missing the point. All plant life has an etheric element. I\u2019m investigating their effects on the corresponding soul element in man. By the way, I\u2019m trying to track down some Cinchona bark from Peru and I can\u2019t find it here. I bumped into Quetzalcoatl recently and he suggested it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGet a bottle of Lillet. It has a side effect as an aperitif. Perhaps it will encourage you to eat more nutritious meals.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ll try to observe that. It\u2019s the last plant on my list.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou mean a glass of Lillet will bring you to a state of enlightenment?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOf course not, kid. I\u2019m doing all this for the sake of science. \u00a0I\u2019ve had to study Tantric sex practices, quantum mechanics and now pharmacological plants. It\u2019s all documented. But none of those can free me from the situation I\u2019ve gotten myself into.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYet they are all popular practices on Earth.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWe can see that, that is why I need you to get the word out. Self-transcendence is a little more difficult than that.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI understand. No one wants to make an effort for anything. They would rather take a little yellow pill.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHow do you know what color it is?\u201d<\/p>\n

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⇐ Loving an Earth Girl<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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